大學生英語話劇劇本（一）《MayDreamWon'tComeTure》Scenel（學校食堂里，下課鈴剛響）Narrator：又一個上午過去了，食堂里迎來了新一輪的搶飯風暴。"襄樊學院廣播臺提醒各位搶飯同學注意形象，注意排隊秩序二（人潮涌進，餐桌上迅速被書和包占領，賣飯窗口前排成N條長龍，A與B小跑上場）A：Oh,no!Thereisnofoodagain!Wehavealreadyranasfastaswecan.B:（看看手表）25secondstoday.We'dbetterrunquicklytomorrow.A:Whatawonderfulthingifweneedn't（指那堆擠來擠去的人）likethis!B:Well.Let'sgo,backtodormitory,eatthejunkfood!What'slessonthisafternoon?A:Wehavealisteningexamination.It'sboring!Imaysleepingagain~Scene2（A的辦公室內(nèi)）Narrator:果然，下午的聽力課上，A又睡著了，這次，她夢到了她的理想生活……（A坐在辦公桌前，秘書走進）秘書：Goodmorning,A.I'lltellyoutoday'sarrangement:Youhavetwolessonsinthemorning,theyaremusicclassandP.E.Thenacomputerlessonafterlunch.That'sall.（秘書退至一旁，音樂老師推門進）A:Morning.Pleasesitdown.音：（拿著幾張CD）That'snoneed.Ihavenothingtoteachtoday.YourhomeworkislistentotheseCDs.Amongthem,JayChou'snewrecordisthemostimportant.Ifyouhavenothingtoanswer,I'llgo.A:（翻看CD）Allright.Goodbye!（停頓片刻）Thenextone!（體育老師上）A:Oh,shouldIwearathleteuniform?體：Ofcourseyouneedn't.Inmyclass,youcanjustsithereandwatchsomesportsmatch.So,whichdoyouprefer,footballorbasketball?A:Er…BaskerballisOkay.體：Good!Boys,comeon!（演員上場，表演花式籃球，配樂）體：Areyousatisfied?A:Em…justso-so.Ihopetowatchfootballnexttime.Youmaygonow.體：Ok.Haveagoodweek!（體育老師下，秘書和服務員上）秘：A,It'stimetohavelunch.（退到一旁）服：Goodafternoon.Whatdoyouwanttoday?A:Mmm…TodayIjustwanttoeatsomethingcheap.Beafsteakandredwine,please.服：Thankyou.（鞠躬）Waitamoment,please.（下場，秘書上前整理書桌,A翻看雜志）秘：（整理完畢，打開文件夾）ThecomputerteacherjustcalledmethathewouldreplacethelessonwithapractiseoneintheNetworkBar.SoyoucanplaytheCrazyDanceon-linewell.A:Really?That'sgreat.（飯菜送上）That'stips.月艮：Thankyouverymuch.（退場）Scene3Narrator：A下午的計算機課變成了網(wǎng)吧的實踐課，這不，只見她奔騰地沖進了奔騰網(wǎng)吧，用183邁的速度將上下樓搜了個遍，猛然地發(fā)現(xiàn)座無虛席，于是她又奔騰地沖出了奔騰網(wǎng)吧，劍一樣地射進了183.她今天的任務是練好勁舞團?。ˋ跑進網(wǎng)吧，找臺電腦迅速坐下，開始游戲。音樂起，表演真人版勁舞團）（數(shù)分鐘后）A:（伸個懶腰）Sogreatthatmycomputer'shomeworkhasfinished.Scene4Narrator:就這樣，A無憂無慮地度過了大學四年，終于到了要找工作的時候，A卻四處碰壁，聽到的最多的一句話莫過于——面試官：（很禮貌地請A離開）I'msosorry!（A那著簡歷，垂頭喪氣地從臺上走了一圈，腦海中不?；仨懩蔷湓挕癗arrator:I'msosorry "）Scene5（聽力考試的考場上，老師開始收卷，發(fā)現(xiàn)A在酣睡）Narrator:下午的聽力測試要結(jié)束了，A的夢也該醒了……老師：（很不耐煩地拍拍桌子，發(fā)現(xiàn)A仍然沒醒，然后提高音量）Goodafternoon!!!A!!!A:（換個睡覺姿勢）En…Beafsteakandredwine,please.This'stips.G爪起試卷遞上去）老師：（看到空白的試卷，搖搖頭）I'msosorry!ButIhadtogiveyouzero!Yousee,yourpaperissoclean!（下課鈴響，老師無奈離開，同學們紛紛沖出教室，只有B還等著A）B:Hey!（看表）Youhavedelayed7s.Wehavenothingtoeatagain!A：（剛剛清醒）Wow,wonderful.It'sjustadream!（歡呼）It'sdoesn'tmatter.lt'snotabadchoicetofightforfoodsometimes,isn'tit?B:Gosh!Wereareyoufrightenedbytheterribledream?A:Whydidyousaythat?It'sreallyawonderfuldream.Ithinkitwillturnmylifearound（歡快語氣）。B:Soyouwon'tsleepintheclass?A:Ofcourse.Let'sgotothecanteen!B:Well,let'sgo!Narrator:Mydearfriends,whichlifedoyoupreferto,inthedreamorinreality?（音樂起）?TheEnd~大學生英語話劇劇本（二）Michael:澤泓Scolfield:仲銓Lincoln:桂帆T-bag:捷馳宿舍3人：M:（readingbook）"rulesforstudents"thebookissohardtounderstand,it'salittleboringScolfield,whatareyoudoing?S:（剛開始沒應答，忙于dota）i'mdotaing…Oh,noIlostagain（中文說：隊友不給力啊）。whataday!Ilostfivetimestoday.Icouldn'tdotaanymoreAndLincoln,whatareyoubusywith?大學生英語話劇劇本L:nothing,justwatchingvideo.M：whichkindofvideoareyouwatching?Iguessit'sAmerican,right?Yeah,Americanofcourse.cleverboy,youknowIlikeAmericanmoviesverymuch.butthismovieI'mwatchingisnotthatfunny.Heyguys,it'sholiday,isthereanyfunwecanhave?S:SayIrememberthere'sapartytonightatE502.Oh,yes,Ialmostgorgetit.there'safellowshipgatheringtonight,whichcanbeagoodchancetomakesomefriendsyouknowwithsomebeautifulgirls,right?S:Yeah,that'sreallywonderful,youknow,IlikethiskindofgatheringpartyprettygirlsareeverywhereM&L:hahaweknowwhatyoumean.L:allright.it'sadeal.fourofusshouldgotothepartytogether.OKbutwhereisT-bag?S:T-bagT-bag進來T-bag,wherehaveyoubeen?wehaveagoodnews.Yeah,there'sapartytonight,andwecanhavefun,wouldyoucomewithus?T-bag:（裝悲居［Jing）sorry,Idon'twantto,I'mnotinagoodmood.L:comeon,man,what'swrongwithyou?oh,wellit'saboutmyfather;myfamilytoldmethathegothurtwhenridingabike.M、L:it'sreallyapity.3人將進入PARTY場地時：S:lookatthosefourbeautifulgirls,asIsay:prettygirlsareeverywhere!M:Yeah,youareactuallyright,Ireallywannamakeacquaintancewiththem.L:不悅S:comeon,Lincoln,wearehavingpartywaitaminute,wearehavingfunwhileourgoodfriendT-bagisintrouble.Idon'tthinkit'sappropriate.We'regoodfriends.yeah,you'reright.weshoulddosthforT-bag.S:OK,GOODBYE,PRRETYGIRLS.PPT:（決定去做某事）2hourslater:宿舍：「裝不爽3人進來后，T:whyareyoucomebacksoearly?Isthepartyfunny?L:Yeah,thegirlsareprrety,butweWEgotsthforyou.M:將一張紙遞給T-BAGoh,mygod,it'saplanetiketformyhome,that'ssosweetofyouyougotobuytiketformeinsteadofhavingfunatthepartyTHANKS,GUYSM：dont'tthankus.WEarefriends,asthe《rulesforstudents》says:treatallofyourfriendsjustlikeyourfamilyathome.L:Yeah,we'rebrothers.severaldayslater:T-bagcomesbackT-bag:hey,guysI'mback.hey,T-bag,IsevethingOK?enhowaboutyourfather?T:well,myfather'shurtisn'tveryserious,he'llOKinamonthornot.enYOUareadutifulson.L:that'sreallygreat.Hey,what'sareyouwatchingjustnow?L:WELL,we'rewatchingfunnyvideo.It'sJapanesenotAmerican.Oh,Letmeseehowfunnyitis大學生英語話劇劇本（三）CastAnita:NeverunderstandswhystudentsliketoskipclassesKevin:Treats"skippingclasses"astheprincipleofuniversitylifeKen:EagertoskipclassesbutdaresnottodoitJason:AlwayscommitshimselfnottoskipclassesSteven:AlwaysgiveshimselfagoodexcuseforskippingclassRita:Aprofessionalclassskipper SceneI(Anita,Kevin,Ken,Jason,Steven,andRitaareallTunghaiUniversitystudents.Theyaregoodfriends.Oneday,KenandJasonmeetonthewaytotheclassroom.)Ken: Whyareyoulate?And,youjustmissedthelastclass.Theteachergaveusthemaintopicsforthemid-termexamination.Jason: Oh,shoot!Ijustmissedit.WouldyoulendmeyournotessoIcanmakeacopy?Ken: Sureif SceneII(Anita,StevenandKevinaretalkingtooneanotherinfrontofaclassroom.And,AnitaistryingtopreventStevenandKevinfromcuttingthenextclass.)Anita: Hey,we,llhavethe"BusinessManagement"classinafewminutes.Whereareyougoing?Don?ttellmethatyouaregoingtoarguewithJason.Steven: Iwilldoanythingformygoodfriend.OfcourseIamgoingtoarguewiththeguywhogavemygoodfriendahardtime.Anita: Youalwaysliketogetinvolvedinsomeoneelse,sbusiness.You'llgetyourselfintrouble.Dontyouknowit?…Kevin: Anita,don'tbeupsetwithhim.Hewillnotlistentoyou.Justleavehimalone.Bytheway,Iamstillwaitingforyourdecision.Areyoucomingwithmetotheconcerttomorrow?Anita: Oh,IamsorrythatIalmostforgotit.Whattimetomorrow?Kevin: Twoo,clock.Icannotwaittoseemyadorablesuperstar-Jolin.Oh,howwonderful!Anita: waitaminute.WehaveCalculusclasstomorrowafternoon.Areyououtofyourmind?Kevin: Well,I’mnot.YetIthinkwecanjustcopythenotesfromsomeoneelse.Anita: No,thisisaveryimportantclass.Andyouwouldneverunderstanditwithoutlisteningtothelecture.Kevin: Tomeitmakesnodifference.EvenifIwereintheclassIwouldneverunderstandwhattheteacheristalkingabout.Besides,wholikestolookattheoldbaldhead? SceneIII(AfterCalculusclass,AnitaisonthewaytotheSTbuilding.Atthesametime,RitaiswalkingtotheSTbuildingfromthedorm.Theymeetinfrontofthelaboratory.)Rita:HereIam.Look,IdidwhatIpromised.Iamagoodgirl,notskippingclasses.Anita: Whatareyoutalkingabout?Thisisthe5thclass.Youskippedthefirstfourclassesthismorning.Yesterdayyoupromisedthatyouwouldnotskipanyclass.Rita: DidI?Wedon’thaveanyclassinthemorningbutwe'repackedintheafternoononWednesdays.Anita: Ibegyourpardon?TodayisThursdayandwehaveclassesthewholeday.Besides,didHtyoumeetusthismorningwhileweweregoingouttoclass?Rita: Ithoughtyouweregoingtothelibrary.Anita: Youareloopynowbecauseyou'veskippedtoo,toomanyclasses.Rita: Whydidyousayso?IknowthatwewillhavetheComputerProgramtesttomorrow.Anita: Youareincurable.Thetestwasthismorning! SceneIV(KenandRitaaretalkingtoeachother.Theyaretalkingabouthowtoskipaclass.)Ken: IwonderwhyyourCalculusprofessornevertakesattendance.Yet,everytimeIskippedclass,myprofessoralwaysknewIwasabsent.IthinkIamreallyunlucky.Rita: well,you'llappreciatewhatI'mgoingtotellyounow,mythreeverygoodsuggestions.Ken: Whatarethey?Rita: Nowlendmeyourears-Firstofall,whetheryouskiptheclassornot,you'llneverpassthecourse.Ken: HowdoyouknowthatIwillnotpass?Rita:Calculusisextremelydifficult.Idon'tRita:believeyoucanpassit.Ken： Maybeyouareright.Whatelse?Rita: Beforeyouskiptheclassyoushouldtreateveryonenicely.Andafterthat,youshouldtrytoflatteryourprofessor.Ken: Why?Rita: Wellifyoutreattheclassmatesnicely,theywillhelpyousignyournameontheattendancesheet.Andifyouflatteryourprofessorproperly,youmaya