UniversityEntranceExamination————NEMTMadebyLiuzeyu一聲長嘯進(jìn)考場，兩眼回望爹和娘。三生有幸坐中間，四周都是白癡郎。五分鐘后看試卷，六月飛雪白茫茫。七號考試就不利，八號放榜心慌慌。九族十親哭斷腸。

瘋狂六月ThecrazyJuneEveryonesittingherehaveexperiencedNEMT.Soyoumayhaveyourownexperiences.Thisexamhasdifferentsignificancetodifferentpeople.NoChinesewilldenythefactthatitisoneofthemostimportantandinfluencetesttoChinesestudents.IthasbeenplayingsuchanimportantroleinChinesestudents’lifethatmanystudentsdevotetwelveyearsorevenalongertimetoit.NEMTissoimportantinourmind.....We'veforgetthatNEMTisjustaexam,notallofourlife.Testinghasreplacedteachinginmostpublicschools.InthewholeyearoftheGrade3,whatwedoisframedbypretests,drills,tests,andretests.Tobehonest,IreallyhateNEMT.Wepaysomuchattentiontostudingforwhat?Forlearninghowtocalculatethepriceoffoodinconicsectionsequation(圓錐曲線方程)?Forknowingrotationalangularvelocityoftheearths（地球自轉(zhuǎn)的角速度）?Ohcomeon,Idon'twanttoknowtheseknowledge.Ourgoalisveryveryclear,thatisgettingaexcellentmarksinNEMT.Aren'twe?Wewerefrightingintheexaminationroom.Howaboutourparents?MaybetheyweremoreanxiousthanusWhatahorribleexam!Notonlyforus,butalsoforourparentsInorderto"resist"NEMT,whatshouldwedo?Asweknow,wehavemadegreateffortforNEMT,butwhatcouldNEMTbringus?

ThoughIhatedNEMT,IhavetosaythatNEMTisreallynecessary.Forthechildrenformvillage,NEMTisawaytoleavethevillage.Maybeit'stheonlyway.Forthenormalfamily'schildren,NEMTisachancetoliveabetterlife.Theuniversityyoustudyinisbetter,theemploymentwillbebetter.Forthesepeople......emm...Well,maybeNEMTisuselessNEMTcouldchangechildren'slife.ButisNEMTfairtoeverycandidate?Theansweris

NOGenerally,insomeprovinceswhichhavelargepeople,NEMTisusuallyveryhard.Butinsomerichprovinces,studentsaremorelikelytoenteragreatschool,NEMTiseasieraswell.Veryveryverydifficult:山東河南河北Veryverydifficult:安徽浙江湖北湖南山西江蘇Verydifficult:江西四川廣東Difficult:遼寧吉林黑龍江陜西重慶

內(nèi)蒙古甘肅貴州云南廣西Ifyoucan'tfindyourhometown......Congratulations,youarelivinginagoodplace.Becauseintheseprovinces,NEMTisbecome"easy"form"difficult".考神考圣考王考霸考拉Afterall,wehavesaidgoodbyetoNEMT....Perhapsmanyyearslater,we'llrecalltheseyear.We'veloved,we'veheted,we'vecried,we'velaughed,we'veenjoyedo