1、搞笑英文話劇劇本Three TimesBeating Monster人物： T 唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧B：白骨精 B1： B 變成的村姑 B2：B 變成的太婆B3：B 變化成的老頭 N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，遞給 S)S: Look,master (湊近 T) （T、S 一齊轉(zhuǎn)向 E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures ofbeautiful girls with you!E:

2、 Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回 )T: ( 縮手 )I keepll it for you until we reach the westE: But T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (遞)Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cantwalk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesntallow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words

3、once again,I will ,.I will .S: You will what( 兇相 )?E: (軟禁 )I will help you catch fleas( 跳蚤 ).S: Hm!T:（輕咳） Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get mesome food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Dontforget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monke

4、g isaway .T: Em .It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安裝 )（ B 已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is .?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master sbooks. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!E

5、mitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let splay cards!(三人開始打牌 )音樂斗地主B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.( 變成 B1) B1: (接近三人，望著 )Can I join you?T: I msorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three;.people are enough.B1: (在一旁觀看 )Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出 )B1: Double King!T: O

6、h .I win! Em ,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門 )S: (回來，看見 B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打 ) B1: （倒 )Ah T: ( 氣憤 )Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸 )S: Oh,pleasedon t T:Itstoo late!(唱)Once more you open thedoor (泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜 )S: Please,Plea

7、se,oh,no (痛苦抱頭 )T: ( 嗆住，咳 )Wukong,I mdisappointed with you!B: ( 真身出現(xiàn) )Hm!Sun Wukong, I teachll you a lesson!(變成太婆 )B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?.(連忙擋住地尸體 )No,sorry!( 陪笑，B2 想看后面是什么，T 擋)S: （咬牙切齒） You monster, I beatll you into hell!(S 追打 B2,B2 躲至 T 身后， S 打，不想打到 T 頭， T 暈， S 再打死 B2) E&

8、amp;J: Are you Ok, master?(扶 T).J: Look,(伸食指 )how many?T:Two .( 暈乎乎地 )Sun Wukong, game over!(變成 B3)B3: (看到 B1,B2 尸體 )Oh .,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!( 哭喊 )S: I kill you, monster!( 打)T: （想阻止，未及） You,you.(險(xiǎn)些暈， E,J 扶住 )You have killedthree lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created b

9、y monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!S: (悲，離去 )（音樂，營(yíng)造 “假”悲傷氣氛）人鬼情未了E: Master, brother Monkey is.T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出現(xiàn) ) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體 B1,B2,B3 在 B 招手后 “飄”走)T: （驚） You are.B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J 去阻斗，被擊退 )B: (抓住 T)I'll e

10、njoy your meat and blood,ha,ha.S: (悄悄走到 B 后，打 B,B 暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand.What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance;.into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you

11、find out?S: (沉默 ).Monkey's intuition( 直覺 )N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah.you are too late ,Nezha!(對(duì) T)I've called the police.N: ( 搖醒 B)You are under arrest .(出示證件 )You have the right toremain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and willbe against you in a court of law!(帶走 B)T: Wukong(S 不理 T)I admit my mistake this time(S 仍不理 )I'm sorry(小聲)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I.am.sorry.(S 捂耳 )（音樂響）敢問路在何方 （這個(gè)放伴奏）T: Let's go guys!( 歌 )S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Sa