新白娘子英文搞笑短劇內部編號：(YUUT-TBBY-MMUT-URRUY-UOOY-DBUYI-O128)

Thetaleofthewhitesnake（音樂，幻化人形）Longlongago,therewasawhitesnakewhowassavedbyahumanboy.Thenafter1800years,shecametothehumanworldwithhersisterxiaoqingtofindherbenefactortoreturnthefavor.Sosnakewhiteandsnakegreenbecameintohumanbeingsthroughmagicpower.TheycametotheearthlyparadiseHangZhou,togetanencounterwithherbenefactor.第一幕：斷橋上（音樂：前世今生cut版）青：“Sister,isthistheworldofhumanbeingHowbeautiful!”白：“Becareful,followme!”（閃電，下雨音樂伴奏）青：“Whataheavyrain!”白：“Don'tworry,wehaveanumbrella.”（白素貞撐起一把破傘）許仙上場，白素貞與許仙相遇（音樂前世今生cut版）許：“Oh,mygod!Howbeautiful!”白：“Sohandsome---Mr.，yourclothesiswet,nowIhaveanumbrella,letusshareone.

許：“Oh,thankyou,lovelygirl.Howfinetheweatheris!Wouldyouliketohaveawalkwithme白：“Ok,let'sgo.”青：“Sister,sister,let'sgotogether.”白：“Don'tyouseeI'mbusyGoaway!”（小白用力的推開了小青）小青傷心地跑開了。。。（跑的姿勢要有笑點）許：“What'syourname”白：“SuZhen”許：“Ineversawagirlmorebeautifulthanyou,yourbeautymakestheskyfallingdowntears,whenIsawyou,Idon'tknowwhattosay…”白：“Mr.youcanjustsaywhatyouwanttosay.”許：“Couldyoumarryme”白：“Yes，Ido,Xiangong!”許：Xiaobai~（音樂今天你要嫁給我cut版）二人離去第二幕:法海收服白素貞旁白：Fromthenon，snakewhite，snakegreenandXuXianlivedahappylife,theyoftenchewthefat,andburnedthecandleatbothends.untilsuddenlyoneday，missgreenheardthatthemonkFahaiwouldcome.白素貞望向窗外皺眉，掐算的手勢，小青走過來。。（音樂掐算）青：“Sister,whatareyoudoinghere”白：“.I'mthinkingaboutourfuture.Iforecastthatfahaihavecomehere，ourhappylifewillendsoon”青：“Don'tthinklikethat,wewillbesafeandsound.Oh,look,thesceneryisbeautiful……”（音樂得意法海）法海出現（身披床單，一手手拿晾衣桿，一手拿圓形飯盒）法海：“Evilsnake!Today,I'llsubdueyou!Snakewhite,youhavenochancetoescape!”（法海舉起了飯盒）小白小青做驚恐狀，然后對視一笑，作鄙視的手勢（哼哼哼~~）法?？粗埡姓f道“toosmall？”然后換臉盆說道“ha-ha，thisisbigenough！”小白小青做驚恐狀，定了定神說青：Buddhistmonk，getouthere,otherwise，I'llletyoudieugly.法海：evilsnake，letmegiveyousomecolortoseesee!（法海向前伸出臉盆隔空打傷了小青，小青作負傷狀，一手扶著桌子半蹲著）白去扶小青說道：“xiaoqing,areyouokKeepback,don'tcomeanycloser!青：sister!小白做出準備打架的姿勢，此時許仙入場，看到此景許仙：ohdarling,whathappened法海：Yourwifeisevilspirit!Letmetameher!許仙一手推開白娘子，白娘子啊一聲，被推到一旁（要演的有笑點）許仙擋在白娘子面前許仙：Youarealiar.Sheismywife!Iwon'tletyouhurther!法海：howstupid！Look,Iwilltamehernow.（法海舉起臉盆收小白，小白漸漸被法海吸走，小白和許仙拉著彼此的手難舍難分）放背景樂myheartwillgoon許仙：Comeon;justgivemeyourhand.小白：guanren，Iloveyouforever,don'tforgetme….許仙：niangzi,no!don'tleavemealone!Iwon'tletyougo!!兩人的手還是分開了，小白被法海吸出門外，然后法海進門，拿著臉盆，從臉盆中拿出白紙條笑道法海：Ha-ha,snakewhite,youwillspendyourlefttimeundertheleifengtower!許仙披上斗篷（床單）開啟作戰(zhàn)狀態(tài)許仙：no!Givemywifeback!!!法海：哼！stupidhuman！noway！許仙與法海展開了搏斗（放背景樂男兒當自強（黃飛鴻主題音樂音樂版）兩人抖床單，來回打太極推來推去三回合許仙?。ㄒ莸挠行c配合著音樂））然后法海拿好臉盆走向許仙法海：阿彌陀佛，colorisempty,emptyiscolor.（色即是空空即是色）Youngman,forgetitandyoucanstartanewlife!（法海拂袖揚長而去）第三幕斷橋相逢旁白：Aftersnakewhitewastamedbyfaihai,xuxianwasmadandcrazy;hewenttowestlakeeveryday,hopetomeethiswifeontheduanbridge.Finallyhisbehaviormovetheguanyinbodishavva,andguanyinforgivetheSnakewhite.（音樂神秘園）許仙失神游走著說道：niangzi,whereareyou路人甲和路人乙走過,許仙拉著他們問：didyouseemywifeDidyouseemywife路人甲：no（搖頭）路人乙：Don'tanswerhim;hemustbemad路人甲和路人乙揚長而去,許仙失神繼續(xù)游走著尋找小白,此刻天突然下起了雨（一個人撒碎紙屑）（放音樂神秘園）許仙抬頭看著天空說道ohitrains..突然一把破雨傘出現在頭頂小白來了（放音樂一只金釵續(xù)前緣）許仙：niangzi,Imissyousomuch???.小白：guanrenoooSodoI.let'senjoytherain。。。（小白手指遠方兩人一同看向遠方）大家一起登場齊唱：Waiting1000years1000yearsforachanceWaiting1000yearsIhavenoregretWhosaidthistomeThatlovemeforeverOnlyforyourwordsA~Iwon'tregretthatRain'sheartbrokeWindiscryingSweetlove