本文格式為Word版，下載可任意編輯——一年級英語理發(fā)

一聽到“理發(fā)”倆字我就渾身不安逸。它可是我最厭惡的生活工程之一。一聽到理發(fā)器的嗡嗡聲，就猶如有成千上萬只蒼蠅蚊子在我耳邊亂飛亂叫。最憂傷的還是那把“寒氣逼人”的剃刀了，老在我眼前晃悠，比菜刀還可怕。所以媽媽每次帶我理發(fā)時，我總會想出一個適合的理由“罷理”。

Ifeelsickattheword"haircut".It"soneofmymostannoyinglifeprojects.WhenIhearthebuz()zingofthebarber,it"slikethousandsoffliesandmosquitoesareflyingaroundmyears.Thesaddestthingisthattherazor,whichis"coldandoppressive",alwayswandersinfrontofmyeyes.It"smoreterriblethanthekitchenknife.Soeverytimemymothertakesmetohaveahaircut,Ialwayscomeupwithasuitablereasonto"giveup".

一天放學后，媽媽連拉帶拽地把我?guī)У揭患依戆l(fā)店前，我見有一個人正在剃頭，便眼珠一轉(zhuǎn)：“媽媽，你看還有人，咱明天再來吧?！薄安恍?”媽媽斬釘截鐵。完了完了，這回可躲不過了呀!

Onedayafterschool,mymotherdraggedmetoabarber"sshop.Isawamanshavinghishead,andmyeyesturned:"Mom,youseesomeoneelse,let"scomebacktomorrow.""No!"mymotherwasadamant.It"sover.Ican"thidethistime!

輪到我了，我只好硬著頭皮坐在椅子上。理發(fā)師阿姨給我胸前圍了一塊白布，純熟地拿起理發(fā)器，嗡嗡的聲音又在我耳邊響起，我不禁渾身起了一層雞皮疙瘩。但沒手段，只得忍耐。

It"smyturn.Ihavetositonthechair.Thebarber"sauntputawhiteclotharoundmychest,pickedupthebarberskillfully,andthebuzzingsoundranginmyearagain.Icouldn"thelpbutfeelgoosefleshallover.ButIcan"thelpbutendure.

過兒好一會兒，嗡嗡聲終究消散了。我本以為已經(jīng)完工了，沒想到“刑”還沒受完，那把嚇人的剃刀登場了。好癢啊，好癢啊!可我不敢動，生怕那刀劃破了我的腦后勺。哎呀，好了沒呀，快點呀，我快憋不住了??????“好啦!”理發(fā)師說。我長長地舒了一口氣。媽媽說：“瞧，多精神啊!”看著鏡子里清清爽爽的自己，我不好意思地笑了。

Afteralongtime,thebuzzfinallydisappeared.Ithoughtitwasfinished,butIdidn"texpectthatthe"punishment"hadnotbeenfinished,andthatscaryrazorcameonthestage.Howitchy,howitchy!ButIdarenotmove,forfearthattheknifewillcutthebackofmyhead.Oh,comeon,comeon.Ican"tholditanymore."OK!"saidthebarber.Itookalongbreathofrelief.Mymothersaid,"look,howenergetic!"lookingatmyselfinthemirror,Ismiledsheepishly.

走出理發(fā)店，一陣微風吹來，哇!好清涼啊!我的心情也變得好多了。

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