初中英語課本劇劇本狐假虎威（二）：IthinkeverybodyknowstheChinesestory狐假虎威.Youknowthefoxcheatthetiger.Whenthetigerknewthetruth,hefeltveryangry.Hehatedthefoxverymuch.Canyouimaginewhenthefoxmeetwiththetigeragain,whatwillhappenOneday,anewstoryhappens.（一）彈奏：場(chǎng)景：在前面跑，在后面追。老虎一把揪住狐貍，喘三口氣后，將狐貍翻轉(zhuǎn)過來。老虎：（暴怒地，用手指指著狐貍的鼻子）Youcheatmelasttime.Cheatme!Howdareyou!Now,youaredying.Ahhahaha!狐貍：（背過頭去，小聲地）：Oh,unlucky!WhatshallIdo（回過頭來，可憐地）:Ifeelverysorryforcheatingyoulasttime,but,but,but（左顧右盼）老虎:（疑惑地）Butwhat狐貍：（推脫中）But.（眼睛往遠(yuǎn)處上下打量，迷戀狀，腳不由自主地走出去）Beautiful!老虎:（一把將狐貍拽回來）What狐貍：（向遠(yuǎn)處努努嘴）YougirlfriendLinda!Look,she'sthere!老虎：（傻呼呼，左右張望，急忙放手去找）WhereWhereLinda,Iloveyou!（狐貍乘機(jī)溜走）（l老虎望著的手）Ihatefox!（氣得）（二）旁白：Unfortunately,afterafewdays,thetigermeetwiththefoxagain.老虎在森林里又遇到了溜達(dá)中的狐貍，又一下子沖上去把狐貍壓在爪下。（琵琶撥一下弦，以示緊張的情緒。）老虎：（暴怒地）Now,youcanmakeachoice.Youwantmebiteyouheadfirstoryourfatlegfirst（先撫摩狐貍的頭發(fā)，再打量狐貍的腿）狐貍：（回過頭去，表情像遇到鬼）Shit!（又回過頭來，非常可憐狀）（響起）Oh,oh,oh,oh,helpyourselftosomefoxplease.Ihatemyself,too.（狐貍捂著臉痛苦地跪下）MymothersaysI'mnotagoodboy.Ialwaystelllies.（狐貍突然躥起來）But,theysay,tigerisakindofstronganimal.Maybethestrongestanimalintheworld.BeforeIdie,canyoushowmehowstrongyouare老虎：（得意極了，做出各種展示姿勢(shì)）Ofcourse.I'magreatanimal.I'mproudofmyself.狐貍：（試探地）IheardtherewasaChinesecalled.Hecancover110metersin10seconds.Canyou老虎：（想想就好笑）Wahahaha!wahahaha!Poormankind!Howslow!Washyoureyes!（老虎用手將狐貍的腦袋推開）Look!（老虎一溜煙跑了起來）狐貍：（三）（揮揮手，遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)望去）sayunala!（二胡配輕松得意的音樂）（三）旁白：Now,fateplaysanotherjokeonthefox.Hemeetwiththetigeragain.老虎變聰明了躲在樹后面，一下子撲住了狐貍。狐貍：（不解地）Who老虎：（意味深長(zhǎng)地）Youroldfriend!Tiger!狐貍：（裝傻地）Oh,haven'tseeyouforalongtime.Howareyou（狐貍幫老虎整理領(lǐng)子，用袖子幫老虎擦衣服）老虎：（陰險(xiǎn)地）Veryverynice!Now,Iseemylunch.Dilicious!（狐貍聽了腳抖）狐貍：（）ati!ati!（煞有介事地）IadmitI'vcheatyoufor3times.But,youknow,it'sallforyoursake.老虎：（疑惑地）Formysake狐貍：（可憐巴巴地）Yes.Totellthetruth,I'mnotanormalfox!老虎：（不甘示弱地）I'mnotanormaltiger,too.狐貍：（娓娓道來）Ilookeditupinthedictionary,andIknow,inChinese,theycallme。老虎：（沒明白）果子貍？狐貍：（一，假裝想起來）Oh,Iforget,youcan'tspeakChinese!老虎：（得意地，想想就好笑地）Wahahaha!Wahahaha!Mymotheralwaystellme：tolearnaforgienlanguageisveryimportant!I'velearntChineseinschool!AmIgreat!（突然醒悟過來）Wait,whatdidyousayChinesecallyouwhat狐貍：果子貍。老虎：果子貍？SARS？狐貍：（點(diǎn)點(diǎn)頭）Yes!老虎：（放開手，大叫著跑了）waya!（邊跑，邊擦手）（四）旁白：Fromthenon,foxbecometherealKingoftheforest.二胡演奏Wear